
With all recent news about doping in cycling (and everywhere else), including the whole Floyd Landis debacle, I think that it’s high time to institute Top Fuel Cycling. What? Top Fuel?!
Here it is: Throw all doping controls out the window. Anything that doesn’t kill you (immediately) is allowed. EPO, testosterone, human growth hormone, amphetamines, and many more. Finally, there will be no question about who’s on the stuff and on the clear.
On the flip side, there will be a league for cyclists who aren’t on anything. In fact, they’ll be forced to live like an average american. They’ll need to eat cheetos, or maybe the league will be sponsored by the Lance snack company. It will be in their contract that half their calories have to come from Lance snacks. The other half from soft drinks and beer. To top it all off, this league will be followed by a TV crew filming a reality series. Each week someone will be kicked off by a judging panel, made up of Lance Armstrong, Lance Bass, and David Hasselhoff.



Jeongseon, South Korea
Thursday, August 31st, 2006Full Size Image
My brother is in Korea to teach english for a year. A few days ago he was told exactly where he’ll be teaching, Jeongseon, Kangwon-do province, South Korea. Sensing a challenge, I went ahead and tracked down this moutnain town.
The image on the left is a Google Earth image of the area around Jeongseon. It’s a mountainous area - the town appears to be jammed in between 1000 meter peaks at a 180 degree bend in the river (what river?). It also appears to be small - it’s smaller than 2 miles from end to end. If you’d like to find Jeongseon, go to 37° 22′36.52″ N, 128° 39′54.46″ E.
Here’s the most detailed map I can find of Jeongseon. It’s pretty much in the middle of the map. Unless you can find one nearer, the closest city I can find to Jeongseon for weather reports is Yongwol, about 25 miles away.
Oh, and even though you’re probably hip to this tip, Adam should be posting stuff about Jeongseon & more at Skorea.
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